I've heard that you are a scientist, hmm? Science is quite interesting, other than the fact it can be quite...dangerous? What kind of sciences do you preform?
(Well I scrolled through your comments and you make the same remarks like, "Shame on me, shame on my family and my cow." And she's all strange and different like you sort of mysterious.)
She sounds like a lovely person then! Around where I live I'm very much know for being 'quirky' guy haha. I guess it's just sense of humour that nobody else understands so most find it strange.